"White 1 Doctor: Aapko kis cheez ki problem hai? Patient: Doctor sahab, mujhe jab bhi saans leta hoon, dard hota hai. Doctor: Toh saans lena band kar do! 2 Teacher: Baccho, agar tumhare paas ek cycle hai, toh tumhare paas kitne wheels hain? Student: Sir, cycle purani hai, toh wheels ko milakar 1.5 hai! ©Amit Kumar "