"Persnickety His wife made him mashed potatoes and steak But the husband was not happy with his meal He said his potatoes were in the wrong place "Steak on this side, potatoes here, is that a deal? His wife was very irritated with his reaction She said " if you don't like it then you make it" I sweat and I toil and you don't appreciate me I don't like your persnickety attitude one bit She told him that he's in danger of losing her "Losing her" he thought to himself "I'd go insane" "Who would cook my meals and do my laundry?" He quickly agreed to be nicer, and not be a pain ©Schizology"