A man telephoned an airline office in New Delhi and asked, How long does it take to fly to Australia? The Clerk said, "Just a minute...." "Thank you!" the man said and hung up. ©Shab O Roz Shayari

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Person 1 : I lost Rs 1000 in a bet, Person 2 : How, Santa: On cricket match, I bet Rs 500 and lost, Person 1 : where did the rest go? Person 2 : I bet on the highlight too! ©Shab O Roz Shayari

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हँसी Two friends talking: 1st: “Hey can I borrow some money? I’m broke.” 2nd: “Get money from your job.” 1st: “I got fired.” 2nd: “Why?” 1st: “My boss told me to leave all my problems behind the door, so I told him to stand outside. ©Shab O Roz Shayari

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2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Sardar 1: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Sardar 2: Don't Worry, I Have One More. ©Shab O Roz Shayari

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Man & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Man : Drink Quickly Wife : Why ?? Man : Hot Coffee Rs.5 and Cold Coffee Rs.10 ©Shab O Roz Shayari

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